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cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

Posted 1 day ago
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I’m not the only one who sang this

(Source: morgrana)

Posted 1 day ago
  1. baby: m....m...m
  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  3. baby: m...m...
  4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
Posted 1 day ago
joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

(Source: joydick)

Posted 1 day ago

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

Posted 1 day ago

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

Posted 1 day ago

doctor-harlequin:

meesamegara:

heaven-seventeen:

shirleytemplar:

 

#when spiderman is deadpool for a moment

#Spiderman breaks the fourth wall a lot too # Its just Deadpool doesn’t HAVE a fourth wall

never have i seen a better sentence that sums them both up so well

(Source: rouxx)

Posted 2 days ago

reyna6valdez:

i’m so scared what the end of “the blood of olympus” ends with “So Percy wakes up, for another boring day in the Academy Yancy, weird dreams again”

i don’t trust anymore in you Rick..

too much for me.

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Posted 2 days ago

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  1. Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  2. Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
  3. Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  4. Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  5. Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
  6. Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  7. Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
  8. Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  9. Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  10. Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  11. Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  12. Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  13. Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  14. Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  15. Hercules: I --
  16. Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
  17. Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  18. Percy: Been there.
  19. Hercules: The minotaur --
  20. Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
  21. Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  22. Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  23. Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  24. Percy: Well, we done here?
  25. Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  26. Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  27. Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*